if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
