not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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