she looked like the before picture.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm really busy with my period
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