so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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