He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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