I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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