she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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