I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
