Are we in a gay sports bar?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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