Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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