I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Randomize
