She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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