Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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