question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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