We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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