he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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