My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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