and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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