if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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