I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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