no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
