its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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