Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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