Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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