I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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