Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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