I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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