At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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