I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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