At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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