I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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