i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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