what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
