Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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