C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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