I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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