I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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