I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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