:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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