And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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