Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Randomize
