I just cut my nipple shaving
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
