Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
