therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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