If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Do plants get herpes?
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