there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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