You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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