Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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