So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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