forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Less talking, more tequila
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
