so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
