i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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