Dual....:-)
True but thats because hes a fetus.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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